‘Ballers, Biscuits & Their Babes: Patrick Owomoyela & Sebastian Kehl

While staring at this photo of two Borussia Dortmund boys and their WAGs at a post-fashion show party in honour of sweets and other high carb/high sugar delights, we were struck by one undeniable truth: shop assistants lie. Oh, how they lie.

They lie to the innocent and cash-rich when they tell them, "Why yes, Mr Kehl, Palm Beach suits are going to be huuuge this Spring.

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