Transferomers

It was all just an excuse to see R.R. Drenthe's hair up close, I swear to ya! January transfer madness came and went in England and it was ... as mild as a game of "Marble Madness." (insert groan here.) Unless you're a person who spends 99 percent of his waking hours playing "Football Manager," it's tough to get revved up for David Pizzaro moving on loan from Roma to Manchester City.