What The World Was Waiting For: Football With Tazers (Video)

By Chris Wright

Ladies and Gentlewinkles, I give you the "Future of Sport", ULTIMATE TAZER BALL which is, essentially, just 4-a-side football match but with the added jeopardy of suffering a massive, tazer-induced heart attack...

The future is here people, and just in time for the Olympics too!

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