Envy, thy name is a plate of artisan cupcakes.

Alright... I'm not saying Kyle Martino doesn't deserve a charmed life, but c'mon!Dude played pro and international soccer, married Eva Amurri and had killed national broadcasts like a pro by the time he'll turn 31 next month. Fine. Great. I'm happy for the guy.But now, NOW, he's gotten to be a judge on Cupcake Wars.