Football…Bloody hell!!

"I think even I should go back and play"- Carlton Palmer is now pondering over a comeback after hearing about Scholes and Henry

. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack."- Andy Carroll after scoring a goal.

"Oo-Oo-Ah-Ahaaaa" -No, this is not an orgasm, it was Carlos Tevez talking to the press about going to AC Milan

"I want a bottle of strawberry syrup before every match"- Demba Ba asks for a revised deal after kicking Manchester United's arse

The English premier league never ceases to amuse me.

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