Zen and the Art of Language Maintenance

People can be so crafty with words and accounts and descriptions, no doubt. But if you listen veeeeery carefully, you can hear what is really being said.Case in point: the curious case of Omar Gonzalez. I'll run through this in order up to the inescapable final conclusion, so you can see how all those puzzle book logic problems as a kid have served me well as an adult listener.