If it isn't working, Fernando, change it.
By Darshan Joshi
I find it difficult to engage in schadenfreude when it comes to Fernando Torres because he's so pretty. Sure, it was funny at first – £50m former world's best striker looking less likely to score six yards away from goal than world's most hideous face Steve Buscemi at a nightclub – but it's now become a global source of depression (step aside, financial markets).
A Football Report @ Jan 5, 2012 5:40 PM EDT | Blog Profile
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