AC Milan’s Bubbas & Ballers Are About To Occupy Your Ovaries

The unfair distribution of superior genes is alive and well at this particular Italian football club, and in the name of full disclosure, there's a few things you need to know about your ovaries before watching AC Milan's bubba-rific holiday video (set to a banjo remix of Jingle Bells):

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