Tottenham 1-1 Chelsea: The Drunken Match Report

By Chris Wright

"Well hello there young lady"

I watched the Tottenham-Chelsea game in the boozer last night so, praise be to Allah, there's another drunken and completely verbatim match report heading your way...

â—ŠÂ John Terry wearing WHITE boots.

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