Darijo Srna: Caught In the Crossfire Of A Fruit Fight

Croatian NT and Shakhtar Donesk captain Darijo Srna is currently on holiday in Barbados.

TMZ has accused him of baby blue Speedo grape smuggling, but we'd like to contest that. The term that best describes what's going on here is actually "plum smuggling."

Whose side are you on, Kickettes?