Eintracht Frankfurt Player Hit By Small Roll Of Paper, Takes It Like Sniper Shot Through The Temple

By Chris Wright

In which Eintracht Frankfurt midfielder Pirmin Schwegler is struck on the cranium by a wayward till roll, catapulted from the stands by the St. Pauli fans in the 2. Bundesliga last night, only to hit the deck like he'd just been picked off by Vassili Zaitsev as he made his way through the rafters at the Millerntor.

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