Advent Calendar Girls: Sarah Brandner & Abbey Crouch

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Spiked egg nog may boast 'Have A Drunkenly Forgettable Merry Christmas', but nothing says 'Happy Horny Holidays!' quite like� Sarah Brandner in a bubble bath.

We're not sure what holidays everyone here celebrates (but are open to hearing more!), but most of our staff grew up believing that Santa was real and Grandma couldn't ever make our favourite homemade cookies because she got run over by a reindeer.

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