Spiked egg nog may boast 'Have A Drunkenly Forgettable Merry Christmas', but nothing says 'Happy
Horny Holidays!' quite likeÂ Sarah Brandner in a bubble bath.
We're not sure what holidays everyone here celebrates (but are open to hearing more!), but most
of our staff grew up believing that Santa was real and Grandma couldn't ever make our favourite
homemade cookies because she got run over by a reindeer.