The gateway to hell is slippery with oil; the team are clones, Uefa is bowed. AFC v Oilmen

By Tony Attwood

Manchester: gateway to hell where the roads are slippery with oil, and the downward path leads inexorably to Hades, or Liverpool as it is known in popular culture.

Manchester City will have quite possibly Samir Nasri playing. While Mr Nasri doesn't seem to have had it quite the same as Flamini did [.