Snapshot: Jermaine Pennant Sneaks Through Town Unnoticed In Subtle Mirrored Aston Martin

By Chris Wright

Dear sweet Jesusallahbuddha, what a plank...

At least there's no chance of Pennant forgetting where he parked that monstrosity in a hurry unless, of course, he parks up in the middle of a Hall of Mirrors and just loses it completely.