Football Match In Hell/Worst Guide To Learning English Imaginable (Video)

By Chris Wright

This is supposed to be a guide to help Johnny Foreigner learn the English language as well as pick up on our national mannerisms, regional accents and specific dialogues within the context of a post-match press conference...

Where to start?

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