If You Could Attend Any Football Match In History, Which Would It Be?

By Chris Wright

What's that I smell? Is it cabbage? It smells a bit like cabbage...*sniff*...mixed with...creosote? It's...it's...PROPER FOOTBALL! Proper football is back! Enough of your rubbish inter-lull nonsense, the time has come to hunker down in your armchair, set your phaser to 'slob', grab a room-temperature Tizer and spend the entire weekend driving a wedge between yourself and your loved ones studiously watching triffic match after top top match, highlight after highlight, cringing as the results pour in and Garth Crooks continues to splutter and froth over something so insignificant it'd make your mind pop if you even began to know what he was up-in-arms about.

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