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Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade have never really done much for us. He's always seemed awkwardly cool while she's always been on the pop tartlet cusp.

Recall the time when Mel would go out in public with minimal make on, in clothes from H&M. Then fast forward to Wednesday night's London premiere of the 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1′ movie and you can see how she's gradually morphed into the Chanel-toting, overly smokey-eyed WAG standing before us.