Baller Bylines: Alessandro Matri & Mario Balotelli

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Alessandro Matri: You have got to be kidding me. You are Mario Balotelli. You can't operate a training bib without it turning into an international incident. Or dress yourself. Or go for a pee. I'm an athlete. I make a living using my body.

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