[PHOTOS & VIDEO] Scott Parker Being Epic vs Spain

Scott Parker. Man. Beast. Legend.

Scott Parker doesn't sleep, he waits...There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Scott Parker allowed to live.Giraffes were created when Scott Parker uppercutted a horseM.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Scott Parker can touch this.When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck checks his for Joe Jordan and Joe Jordan checks his for Scott ParkerScott Parker can slam a revolving doorScott Parker was once stabbed by a knife.

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Tottenblog Hotspur @ Nov 15, 2011 9:29 AM EDT | Blog Profile