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Neymar's a bit of a savior, on the pitch and off, considering his magical ability to be tabloid fodder for the wilting transfer pages while also serving to make anyone else's hair look better by comparison. Turns out Real Madrid wants his on-pitch abilities, but nothing to do with his hair (possibly a lie, but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt), which should be a component of all transfer considerations.