Why Robin van Persie could bring about the end of the world

Morning all. Weekends are too short, aren't they?

Still, at least we'll start seeing the light at the end of the tunnel this week. At the moment it's pitch black and scary but soon we'll see that tiny dot and we'll all go into the light and then football will return. There's little to amuse us this morning either, really, apart from a few quotes from Cesc about Robin van Persie's situation.

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