Just when you thought it was safe to bag on him again...

AZ forward Jozy Altidore has applied the 83rd minute capper on a 3-0 win over ADO Den Haag. Celebrating his birthday, the (now) 22-year old hypnotized two defenders and danced around the keeper. I'll get the clip up as quickly as I can, you're gonna love it.And if you're keeping score, that's four Eredivisie goals and eight overall as we near the 1/3 marker on the season.