Dimitar Berbatov: Confused In A Crop Top

Despite Darron Gibson's help, Dimi is still at a loss as to what the vodka tramps at Kickette want from him. Even the foolproof 'tights on the training ground method' has failed to gain him some face-time.

Then, out of the blue, Patrice Evra throws him a bib and tells him to take his time putting it on.

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