‘Have A Balorrific Bonfire Night!’: Mario Balotelli’s Firework Pamphlet Is A Work Of Safety Conscious Art
By Chris Wright
Presenting, Mario 'I'm happy when I'm sensible' Balotelli's first act as head of Firework Safety an informative pamphlet on Bonfire Night dos and don't that he definitely penned himself most likely had absolutely nothing to do with.
Still, it's all for a good cause no-one likes their night being interrupted by a trip to A&E to graft little Johnny's eyelids back on.
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