Scooby Doo and Gang Bust Dimitar Berbatov for Playing Professional Soccer

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Dimitar Berbatov playing in consecutive games shocked several United fans, but also raised red flags in other quarters. Where? Well, the DWP, that's where. Why? It seems that after a brief investigation, the Bulgarian played a pivotal role in a welfare abuse scheme.