Swindon scientists work to create oft-fabled ’100 Paolo Di Canios’

After Swindon manager Paolo Di Canio's recent proclamation that he wanted "a team of 100 Paolo Di Canios", experts in cloning and eugenics have been brought into the fold at the Wiltshire club to try to make his dream a reality.

Interim Chairman Jeremy Wray is believed to have personally ordered the groundsmen from their shed, and set about creating a temporary science laboratory there instead.

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