West Ham vs Chelsea : 18 April 2007 (Match Preview And Other Ramblings)

1. I've Bling Expecting You

It's West Ham. It's Chelsea. It's our biggest game of the season. So how do I want to start this weeks column? With a bit of Jane Austen of course.

You see, there is a marvellously heart warming tale of romance and chivalry currently doing the rounds, that Big Jane herself would have been proud to script.