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The Nightmare Ape: WTF Will Wayne Rooney Do Next?

It's like a contest. Try and guess the next banana peel NIGHTMARE APE WAYNE ROONEY, England's Ambassador to Football and redemptive bicycle kick specialist, will throw into his own path. Will he get a tattoo of Mike Tyson Chewing Evander Holyfield's Ear on his hairy back? (AHHHHNT: My guess last time, which was admittedly wrong; instead he hashed opened a leg just to watch it bleed and thereby abandoned his national side when most they needed him).

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PITCHFLOP @ Oct 28, 2011 2:14 PM EDT | Blog Profile

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