Ronaldo Debunks Pre-Game Sex Myth, Warns Us All About Perils Of Pre-Game Masturbation

By Chris Wright

"BOOYAH!"

It's one of football and sport in general's most widely-regarded idioms that pre-game sex is a no-no as it will tater you out come kick-off, which is, of course, complete tosh.

I put it to you, how can something that lasts less than a minute possibly have a detrimental effect on your stamina levels?

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