Heerenveen Player With Fitting Name Scores From 18 Yards With His ‘Gentleman Sausage’ (Video)

By Chris Wright

Yes, you read that correctly.

Belgian midfielder Sven Kums (fnarf fnarf!) opened the scoring for Heerenveen in their 4-1 away win over Utrecht by cannoning one in from the edge of the area with his mutton truncheon...

That name again, Sven Kums.

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