MLS Results: Reprovals, Rewards & Retirements

Kickettes! Avert your eyes. While manlove is an acceptable part of goal celebrations, we fear that Sebastian Grazzini of Chicago Fire is about to take things a little too far. Image: Ned Dishman/Getty Images North America.

It's almost impossible for us to accurately disseminate all the goings-on in the MLS into the kind of informative, exciting post you have come to expect from us.

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