Celebrity MLS Glory-Seekers Phoenix Are Ready for Their Close-Up

Real Salt Lake's --or are they RBNY's, I can never tell-- most continental fans have a documentary coming out. You should watch the trailer, preferably while imbibing in a nice Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé while wearing something so conservative it's alternative (because that is Phoenix's modus operandi when it comes to both their music and presentation).