Snapshot: Mike Ashley Puts ‘Newcastle United’ Up For Sale On Ebay

By Chris Wright

For the discerning Geordie in your life, prized from the roof of the East Stand at St James Park and slapped straight on Ebay via the club's official account at least, we hope it's there official account...

Beats a doodle of a squirrel any day of the week.

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