Snapshot: Guillermo Franco Will Devour Your Soul And Wander Your Nightmares For Eternity

By Chris Wright

Whatever you do, don't look directly into it's eyes...

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

Velez Sarsfield's Guillermo Franco 'celebrates' after scoring during a Copa Sudamericana soccer match against Universidad Catolica in Santiago, Chile

[Photo: AP/Roberto Candia]

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