Product Shill: Cesc Fabregas For PUMA Football

Image Credit: PUMA Football.

Without naming names and making a certain someone feel more uncomfortable than he already looks, somebody got the short end of the promo modeling stick.

Good lord what have they done to his hair? And furrowed brow? We feel awkward for him.

Because we can't have any member of our Finest Five looking this unattractive in broad, publicly accessible daylight, there's only one thing left to do that doesn't involving Googling "Marco Borriello on a boat" pictures.

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