God Hates the Red Bulls

Even the most casual MLS fan must realize that the almighty has had a thing about the soccer team from the swamp. A quick traipse through the Metro-Red Bull record book will conjure such golden memories as:

• Caricola' gaffe in the club's first-ever home game
• Rob Johnson series-ending foul in the '96 playoffs
• MLS #1 draft pick Steve Shak
• Lothar Mattaeus
• Tab Ramos' health
• The '03 USOC final
• All of 1999
• The blind linesman allowing Earnie Stewart to score in the '04 playoffs
• etc.