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The Rueful Rest: If the rumours are true, we're going to be seeing a lot of this one. Frank isn't the kind of boy to express his frustration at being benched in the traditional manner, but to those trained to spot the signs, his pretty pink protruberance is indicative of a troubled mind.

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