Nicklas Bendtner: Still In The Game

Nicky drew another blank last night, but no matter. It's the abs that count. Image: Jamie McDonald/Getty Images Europe.

In case any players are unclear on our criteria for inclusion on Kickette, you can be having a crap run, mouthing off innappropriately about your old club and stubbornly appearing in public fully clothed, but we will still feature you if you offer a glimpse of taut belly.

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