Coiffure Control: Sandro, Tottenham Hotspur

It's visible from space, y'know. Thanks Sandro, for contributing to the notion that there is no intelligent life on this planet. Image: Getty Images.

We've known about this for a while now, but have chosen to avoid making comment. Not because our mothers drilled into us that if you haven't got anything nice to say then shut your face, but because this haircut is so heinous we couldn't find anyone in the office who would look at it for long enough to post on it.

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