Monday Morning Joke Time

Someone's Agent has been smoking pot on the job. If you're going to jack up your boy's price by circulating rumors about other clubs' interest.. you should AT LEAST make them SEMI-realistic.
The English Press are reporting that Real Madrid are interested in signing Bolton's Gary Cahill.

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