Well Suited: Luis Figo

His segue from superstar midfielder to shiller of hair stuff might have been slightly jarring for Luis Figo lovers, but as this honorary Kickette is happy to confirm (left), he doesn't have to be nekkid to� attract � some'come to mama' side-eye. Image: Epsilon/Getty Images Europe.

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