Yes, you too can play like ‘terrible’ Arsenal…

Yes, you too can play like 'terrible' Arsenal...

After those catastrophic defeats to Manchester United and Blackburn, the award for comic timing must go to the Arsenal website, currently offering kids the chance to 'Play The Arsenal Way This October'. Own goal masterclasses and lessons on picking the ball out of the net without damaging your back?

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