Wayne Rooney like Pelé?! Yes, but only if Pelé was a serial DIVER...

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson claims that greedy, disloyal, diving thug Wayne Rooney has similarities to the Brazilian maestro Pelé. That may be true in the Twilight Zone, but in reality, Rooney is not fit to lace Pelé's boots.

In what must have been a fit of drunken fantasy, Ferguson observed:

"Look at Pelé.