Karim Benzema & Samir Nasri: Solicitations & Snoozes

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Despite yours and Karim's best efforts, Kickettes, we've decided to celebrate the last of the American summer holidays by taking off today. After all, it seems like a crime for us to work on Labour Day when everyone else is free to come and go as Samir Nasri pleases.

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