The Monday Mmm: Eric Hassli, Vancouver Whitecaps FC

Of course, that could just be an unfortunate ruck in his shorts, but denial is a very important part of our lives here at Kickette. It should be for yours, too. Image:Â Rich Lam/Getty Images.

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