Arse anally violated

It was like watching never ending porn

-Surjo Sekhar, musician par excellence and life-long United fan

I didn't zee it

-Nickspinkboots, writer par excellence and life-long (until today atleast) Gooner

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I've always maintained that life is about the simple pleasures.

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