For the Good of the Nation Somebody Needs to Tell Me Who Fabian Johnson Really Is

So it's been what, a week since the U.S. roster was announced? Where is the good, deep "So who is this Fabian Johsnon" article? If there is one out there please forward it on. Otherwise I'm going to be forced to play make believe and create a personality for him. A very youthful, "Taylor Gang or Die"-American personality.