What to do, what to do? How does a website ostensibly dedicated to fluffy footballers and their
off-pitch foul ups deal with what is essentially serious sporting information?
We apply our own parameters, duh! Please enjoy some of the highlights of yesterday's transfer
deadline day, carefully divided into categories according to whetherÂ we're telling you because the
relevant player is a 'proper' one or a 'pretty' one.