Tsk tsk.

A German tabloid report claims that Jermaine Jones is not in town simply because he's left to join USMNT camp. I have checked this with the Nats, and he is absolutely not headed to USMNT camp. - Greg Seltzer

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• A clarification from the previous post
• I'd not go quite so far as to term these "goodie morsels" - more like info-nuggets. (updated)
• You want to know the goodie?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE GOODIE!!!
• When donkeys are flying...
• Let's just do this.
• This may well be out of date by the time I hit enter.
• Okay, last time I bug you all today... I think.
• Urgh. Awkward.